Come Back Barry Bonds, All is Forgiven

Now, Scott, I know that you've got to have some sympathy for Barry Bonds. I mean, you was so poetic on the new album about Mark McGwire getting a raw deal as the poster boy for steroid abuse. And you're a Giants fan. Okay, giant heads and barcalongers (is that how you spell it?) and hissy fits with the media don't necessarily make you a good guy but, damn, I couldn't hit a ball out of the infield even if I took a daily Balco butt jab.

Where am I going with all this? Simply this--the Yankees should sign Bonds. Right now. Today. For the rest of the 2008 season. I mean, was Babe Ruth a saint? Was Reggie Jackson the hallmark of humility? And what about Kekich and Peterson. I'm telling you, he would fit right into the Yankees legacy. And they could use his noggin to knock down the old stadium when the year is finished.

If nothing else, it would increase sales of the New York Post. - Steve